Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Overheard In D.C: Touché Ouché

While waiting in line to get tickets to see the movie, The Proposition, I was behind a group of teenaged girls:

Teenager #1: Oh, did I show you my new cellphone?

Teenager #2 (full of ennui): Oh yeah. That's my old one.

Touché, Doll...and ouché.

"Ray Winstone is hot."


Blogger ThaiMex1 said...

Can you hear me NOW?

9:15 PM  
Blogger Sharkbait said...

Scandalous. Obviously she is not in the know.

So so so sooooooo glad I am not in high school these days. Seriously.

10:18 PM  
Blogger Washington Cube said...

Thai: Then I went into Barnes & Noble with more teens lying all over the floor, on their stomachs, reading. I wanted to walk up and land a well pointed stiletto in their keesters.

Shark: Geeze. I know. I KNOW! I listened to their entire conversation and it made my blood run cold, thinking if I had to endure that at 15.

10:43 PM  
Blogger The Lily said...

Christ. I'm never having children. Because this just confirms that I would definitely smother them in their sleep if they ever turned out that vapid.

10:59 PM  
Blogger ThaiMex1 said...

Stiletto to the keester? Better than a well-pointed kick to the shin!!! Right, Ms. LEE???

6:43 AM  
Blogger I-66 said...

I totally needed my Fairy GodCube fix...


8:46 AM  
Blogger Megarita said...

That's good stuff. Maybe they redeemed themselves by watching a Guy Peirce movie? May I dare to dream?

9:06 AM  
Blogger Kate said...

and "douche" bagatinis..............

10:37 AM  
Blogger Phil said...

Question: what were teenagers doing in line at a movie theater that showed movies like "The Proposition"?

1:25 PM  
Blogger cuff said...

I can't wait until my kids hit their teens. Oh the joy of it. I remember my teenage years as ones of uncertainty, dread, and arrogance. A lot like now.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Janet said...

Yes, our coolness is most efficiently determined by our cell phone model.

Dear heaven.

9:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh! Teenagers!

6:45 PM  
Blogger ThaiMex1 said...

Cube? Speaking of Paris, I recently heard Paris Hilton's song "Stars Are Blind" and all I can say is that the only thing catchy or memorable about the song is the line "(you) show my your love and I'll show you mine." Otherwise it's a very weak song.

3:57 PM  

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