Adeste Flaccidelis
I couldn't help but notice that the Christmas spirit is already on it's way out of town. We've gone from "Santa Claus is Coming," to "Santa Has Left the Building" in one week. "How Still We See Thee Lie" has taken on a whole new meaning:
~~"One scotch, one bourbon, one beer..." ~~
"Ayo, I juss blazed a bigggggg headddd manz is gone off high da lalala"
"Don't Worry, Honey, It Happens To Everyone Once In A While"
Santa Blowed Up Real Good
Can Things Get Any More Dead Since Jerry Died?
"Frosty is Dead, Billy. Don't Pick At It."
posted by Washington Cube at 9:29 PM
13 Comments:
Could not stop laughing. What is with inflatable Santas? They're all over Capitol Hill, ridiculously oversized for the small yards here. Pffffffff
Come to Columbia Heights where we leave our Christmas lights out all year long. Cinco de Mayo is just around the corner and we need lights for that.
Mucho Amor,
El Guapo
He's not dead! He's just sleeping.
Give the guy a break; Most guys Santa's age can't keep it up for five minutes, let alone five weeks.
I can't believe all these people deflate their Santas, then leave them laying around their lawns as if waiting for the funeral procession.
so sad!
I saw "flaccid" and thought "does this have anything to do with Cube's bondage rope?"
Sadly the answer is no... though I do wonder whether you're just feeling frisky going into the new year.
HAHAHA flaccidelis!!! GREAT.
Yanno, despite the appearance of latin... now that I think about it, flaccidelis sounds like you'd use it in the same fashion as a word like "bodacious"...
"Duuude.. it was totally flaccidelis"
You are too funny!
This is the funniest thing I've seen all week and I'm offering up a prayer to Saint Cube for it. Glorious glorious post.
Adeste Flaccidelis ? Well, do I dare say it... but I already thought it, and "as a man thinketh, so he is" ... so ... Santa Claus came, Christmas is over ... snicker
Those are hilarious. I saw something similar the other day - a deflated Santa and Frosty lying a few feet away from each other in someone's front yard. It looked like they had had a duel and both lost.
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