Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Adeste Flaccidelis

I couldn't help but notice that the Christmas spirit is already on it's way out of town. We've gone from "Santa Claus is Coming," to "Santa Has Left the Building" in one week. "How Still We See Thee Lie" has taken on a whole new meaning:

~~"One scotch, one bourbon, one beer..." ~~

"Ayo, I juss blazed a bigggggg headddd manz is gone off high da lalala"

"Don't Worry, Honey, It Happens To Everyone Once In A While"

Santa Blowed Up Real Good

Can Things Get Any More Dead Since Jerry Died?

"Frosty is Dead, Billy. Don't Pick At It."


Blogger ThaiMex1 said...

Every year we go into Christmas Cold-turkey! We are inundated with the music WAY before Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown's Christmas, the movie "Christmas Story" runs for 24 hours on Christmas Eve to Christmas evening, and then....NUFFIN!!! How are we to deal with this year in and year OUT!?|!|?

10:34 PM  
Blogger Reya Mellicker said...

Could not stop laughing. What is with inflatable Santas? They're all over Capitol Hill, ridiculously oversized for the small yards here. Pffffffff

10:54 PM  
Blogger ThaiMex1 said...

Reya? Since my school is at 12th and D Sts SE I always get a kick out of the house across from the field that has a giant Frosty on the roof of the porch!

What REALLY sent shivers up my wife's spine were the lit deers whose heads turned. The first time she saw the one at 11th & PA Ave turn its head she damn-near jumped out of her skin!

10:59 PM  
Blogger El Guapo in DC said...

Come to Columbia Heights where we leave our Christmas lights out all year long. Cinco de Mayo is just around the corner and we need lights for that.

Mucho Amor,

El Guapo

3:35 AM  
Blogger Phil said...

He's not dead! He's just sleeping.

9:26 AM  
Blogger always write said...

Give the guy a break; Most guys Santa's age can't keep it up for five minutes, let alone five weeks.

9:52 AM  
Blogger Velvet said...

I can't believe all these people deflate their Santas, then leave them laying around their lawns as if waiting for the funeral procession.

10:00 AM  
Blogger Sub Girl said...

so sad!

11:13 AM  
Blogger I-66 said...

I saw "flaccid" and thought "does this have anything to do with Cube's bondage rope?"

Sadly the answer is no... though I do wonder whether you're just feeling frisky going into the new year.

11:38 AM  
Blogger Asian Mistress said...

HAHAHA flaccidelis!!! GREAT.

1:44 PM  
Blogger I-66 said...

Yanno, despite the appearance of latin... now that I think about it, flaccidelis sounds like you'd use it in the same fashion as a word like "bodacious"...

"Duuude.. it was totally flaccidelis"

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are too funny!

6:09 PM  
Blogger Megarita said...

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week and I'm offering up a prayer to Saint Cube for it. Glorious glorious post.

8:19 AM  
Anonymous Dave EE o said...

Adeste Flaccidelis ? Well, do I dare say it... but I already thought it, and "as a man thinketh, so he is" ... so ... Santa Claus came, Christmas is over ... snicker

5:15 PM  
Blogger Lizzie said...

Those are hilarious. I saw something similar the other day - a deflated Santa and Frosty lying a few feet away from each other in someone's front yard. It looked like they had had a duel and both lost.

5:22 PM  

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