Sleeping On The Job

I keep having these dreams where I am working extremely hard to make things succeed. They are highly detailed. My offices don't have windows.  Sometimes they involve physical labor.  I am tired when I get up in the morning after working this "double shift."

 What I want to know is: what is the account number for my dream bank where my dream paycheck is being direct deposited?

What Is This Thing You Call "Money"? Twitter Twatter

My text signal just went off on my iPhone. The message is, "Man Man. TT said did pops give u some money this morning."

I am so tempted to answer him. "Gots da cheddah and carvin'."

I get too many calls from phriggin' phreaks.