Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Dead-Eye Dick Cheney
Be Vewy, Vewy Qwiet
I'm Hunting Qwail

......Uh...I thought he hunted wabbits!
Must have been bad Intel.

WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction)
Productions, Inc.


Blogger I-66 said...


11:23 PM  
Blogger Megan said...


1:08 AM  
Anonymous DRFS/Sue said... are very wicked...but funny...

8:04 AM  
Blogger I-66 said...

wicked funny, that is.

9:02 AM  
Anonymous drew said...

OooooOOooooh! You screwwy Cubey! I'll git you foh thiss! ::smoke coming out the ears::

I still am perplexed at what Deadeye Dick was REALLY aiming at, and why Dan Quayle just happened to be in Texas.


Yerrrrr desthpikkable.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Phil said...

Well done, Cube! I love Looney Tunes.

9:28 AM  
Blogger Reya Mellicker said...

And now that poor guy has had a heart attack. Yikes. Thanks for making me laugh out loud. It really helps.

10:31 AM  
Blogger Velvet said...

Damn I love you. This is awesome!

10:48 AM  
Blogger Hammer said...

Duck season!
Wabbit season!
Duck season!
Wabbit season!
Duck season!
Whittington season! Fire!

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I feel much better about Dick (I am the law) Cheney's secrecy after he showed up on Brit (No, I am not a propaganda tool of the Republican Party) Hume's non-news show.

It was a surreal moment when a reporter at the White House press conference (starring Scott [I am not a quivering bowl of lying jelly] McClellan) asked, "When did the President know that the Vice-President was the shooter?" "The shooter" and "Vice President"? in the same breath?!!


11:07 AM  
Blogger A Unique Alias said...

HAH!! Hilarious. :-D As the Beatles said, "Happiness is a warm gun."

11:22 AM  
Blogger Tales From the Club said...

Remember that band Deadeye Dick and their song "New Age Girl" from the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack? That song was awesome.

Know what else is awesome? Your artwork in this post. The Cheney insertion in the final panel is immaculate. Well done.

11:30 AM  
Blogger Washington Cube said...

I-66: Thank you. Now explain why you were crammed in that tiny backseat with all of those lovely women. ;)

Megan: We aim (get it? ::nudge::) to please.

Drfs/Sue: I sing in the upstairs choir. I'm closer to God that way. 0:)

Droo: I should have hauled in Foghorn Leghorn to be Cheney's lawyer. "That boy's about as sharp as a bag of wet liver." So little time. Sigh.

Phil: The real Looney Tunes is this is our Executive Branch in action.

Reya: I will be really curious to see how this plays out as a legal issue. Verbal slap on the wrist?

Velvet: This is what happens when I stay at home and don't go to blogger's meetings. ;)

Travis: Think Texas will start issuing hunter's licenses for shooting lawyers now?

Grince: Strange days.

AUA: To continue quoting from that Beatles' song: "...lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime."

Tales: Thank you. This was a Cube Family Joint. I worked out the dialogue, found the photographs and had the idea of "Fudd/Cheney." My brother did the photoshop work. Originally we were going for a six-panel piece and more complex art work, but time, time, time was ticking, ticking, ticking.

11:39 AM  
Blogger Rhinestone Cowgirl said...

Most excellent. :)

11:47 AM  
Blogger Siryn said...

Oh, shit. haha!!!

11:48 AM  
Blogger I-66 said...

[snicker] wouldn't you like to know, Cube.

11:53 AM  
Blogger RoarSavage said...


12:08 PM  
Blogger Washington Cube said...

Rhinestone: Thanks. Miss RC is under the weathah. :(

Siryn: I would bet even money that Cheney is more upset over his PR and how he's been the butt of jokes moreso than the fact that he shot a man.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Chairborne Stranger said...

too funny!

ps thanks for the valentine.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous drew said...

Cheney upset over this? Well, yeah -- he shot one of his friends.

But Cube? BAD public relations?!? This is the FIRST time the man gets to apologize for one of his wrongdoings. Every other wrongdoing he and the administration have made and continue to make, he obstinately claims that it's the world's fault, and he and his friends are not ever accountable. This is the first time he gets GOOD PR out of his committing outrageously awful deeds!

He should make little mistakes (like shooting individuals) more often -- so he can get all this windfall of good "I'm a human" publicity. At least that's just American taxpayer at a time.

12:50 PM  
Blogger Washington Cube said...

Chairborne! Are you still on R&R in Australia...or back to war? :( Good to see you.

Drew: He seems apologetic to you? Not to me. Look at the snow job the Bush spin doctors were cranking out immediately after the incident. It's hard to ignore Cheney's cemented sneer and cynicism. He's an arrogant "foo you" kinda guy, no? A more interesting scenario would have been if he shot the President. I wonder how they would play that one out? Oops. My bad.

1:06 PM  
Blogger Sudiegirl said...

This rocks!

I'm a DC blogger too...come visit me at
and I was referred by Merujo's blog.

And that meat jello thing was quite nasty lookin' indeed. I remember those Farm Journal cookbooks all too well from my youth.


1:28 PM  
Blogger Washington Cube said...

Sudie: Thanks...and I'm on my way over to visit your blog. I love Merujo's blog. She does some really good writing.

1:34 PM  
Blogger Megarita said...

Fabu. Best Valentine's Ever. I liked the Daily Show's take on this, too...just admitting that it was low-hanging fruit and then gorging on it!

2:20 PM  
Anonymous Wrethcat said...

I know I am far too innocent to understand much of what is going here, but Cheney is full of it...and I don't mean birdshot. (That would be Whittington)

I just happened to mention to a coworker at the end of last year that Cheney's dementia would cause an uproar eventually. I have never heard of a person being so colorblind that he can't see bight orange. Any anyway, if he was being blided by the sun as he claimed at one point, what made him think he was going to hit the damned birds. I smell something fowl.

>^, ,^<

2:52 PM  
Blogger Washington Cube said...

Megarita: When things like this happen, it becomes part of your personal history, and no matter what else happens to him in his life, it will always be this popping up like Banquo's ghost.

Wrethy: Yellow is the first color that catches the human eye. Any of those neons is the second: lime green, bright orange, etc. People who are colorblind see reds and oranges as muddied out browns, so maybe he did think he was a quail...a very big quail...with a law degree...and a gun. A quail carrying a gun.

4:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha ha!

4:19 PM  
Blogger Momentary Academic said...

And you provided a MacBeth referece! You are just too wonderful for words, Cube.

Well done, inddeed!

5:04 PM  
Blogger ThaiMex1 said...

"Out on an old Texas ranch in El Paso..."

"Bang, Bang, I shot him dead..."

6:42 PM  
Blogger Washington Cube said...

Chase: Loved your blog piece today.

Momentary: When I start quoting from Troilus and Cressida then we have real problems.

Thai: For some stupid reason, your quote just dumped that Cher song in my head:

Bang Bang,
He shot me down
Bang Bang,
I hit the ground
Bang Bang,
That awful sound
Bang Bang,
My baby shot me down.

7:34 PM  
Anonymous Dave said...

Cube, for some reason I have this Aerosmith tune runnin' 'round my brain... Cheney's Got A Gun ... is that it ?

10:04 PM  
Blogger Washington Cube said...

Janie, Stare...Janie's Got A Gun. Laughing.

10:14 PM  
Anonymous drew said...

re: "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)"

I know Cher covered it, but didn't Nancy Sinatra do it first? There's a fantastic (in my opinion) new dancable version of that song on some of my music sources these days. I'll see if I can find out the name, but I know they sampled Nancy's version.

3:19 PM  
Blogger Washington Cube said...

Nancy AND Frank Sinatra BOTH did Bang Bang, Drew. Good catch. ;) Frank had an album with the song on it, and the album was called "She Shot Me Down!"

3:22 PM  
Blogger Barbara said...

I miss Lony Tunes! But this is a good substitute. The whole administration is actually a cartoon, don't you think?

4:32 PM  
Blogger ThaiMex1 said...

Question: What is the world's thinnest book?

Answer: "How I Made It On My Own" by Nancy Sinatra.

Nancy DID cover the song but I don't know which came first - Cher's or Nancy's version.

Nancy's version is the opening song in "Kill Bill, Vol I"

7:02 PM  
Anonymous snowbird said...

Clever!!! gave me a good laugh...

11:53 PM  
Blogger trueborn said...

Sweet now when you gonna do the one where the president is impeached by a Chimpanzees?

3:56 AM  
Blogger AirMonkey99 said...

Dude, that kicks ass.

8:09 PM  
Blogger Stef said...

Great artwork. And your Banquo's ghost reference just made me smile. That forest is getting closer and closer....

9:10 PM  

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