Mark Trail Fixes Brokeback Mountain*
*Thanks to friend Drew for the title
posted by Washington Cube at 11:08 AM
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
*Thanks to friend Drew for the title
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There you are, Cubie.
Mark Trail: The Voice of All Men
Mark Twain, bareback when foraging around in the bushes for the elusive grouse, but wears a raincoat to go ride on “Brokeback Mountain”. I love the part about his Superman haircut being 50 years dated, by the way. >snicker<
I wonder... who would wind up in the hospital between Mark Trail and Dick Cheney!
Trail: "Stop! Are you mad? Don't shoot those precious birds!"
Cheney: "Step back, old man -- don't force me to make an EXECUTIVE decision!"
You do cover wide ranges in your blog topics, Ms. Cube. Lampoon away!
Dammit - Mark Trail, not Mark Twain!
::cursing fingers for being more quick than brain::
You are my hero, Cube.
That's all.
LOL! I guess Mark isn't having it. No Cowboy lovefests for him!
>^, ,^<
That is just outstanding....your comic strips are my favorite segment of your blog.
Haha. That's fantastic. Poor Anonymous Cowboy. And I love Drew's comment-- wonderful!
Awww shucks, mysteryGirl! To be honest, if I know anything, I sure know that I'm full of it.
*pause*
I mean full of THEM! Comments I mean!
*facepalm*
Nevermind....
I-66: I know I'm been M.I.A., 66. Sometimes real life gets in the way.
Drew: Thanks for your input. Ever grateful.
Momentary: Aw shucks.
Wrethy: Marky don't play that.
Phil: Thank you. I know you always appreciated Mary Worth. Once her drunk friend Rita blew off the strip, she's been rather dull. I would do more on the cartoons, but as YOU, especially you and Travis, are well aware...tackling art work for a blog is mucho time consuming.
Mystery: Thanks. Yes Drew is rather wonderful. His friends always enjoy his bon mots.
As a more recent addition to the world of Cube, this was my first experience with a Cube Comic. I wouldn't have wanted it any other way.
Well done. I need to see that movie. I hear its about gays.
good times
rl
In the next installment, Mark Trail boldly travels to the frontiers of liberalism, inside-the-beltway, with his fans believing that he is thirsting for for other liberal elites to bring to Western justice. Mark, of course, heads to Dupont Circle and orders exotic mixed drinks and then rushes to Dupont Circle theater 7 p.m. showing of Brokeback wearing his cowboy hat and boots, jeans and big leather belt.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
http://www.secretcowboys.com/
Check out Willie Nelson..............
My son posted this on his blog calling Willie a national treasure.
Yes, indeed.
I always liked mark Trail, he's a male media figure that's still physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight, no way that guy is gonna turn gay. There's lots of pressure to be gay in some places, especially here in San Francisco, research shows most of these guys were straight when they came here, they didn't just run into the gay lifestyle, they were either sucked into it or had it crammed down their throat. =)
Dave ee o: some gay guy told me that joke in a sad rundown gay bar in Phoenix.
Loved the comic, Cube. Truly enjoyable watching you repackage cultural products.
Awesome!
Yeah for Cube's comic strips!
Mass ... I've never been to Phoenix... honest... that's the first time I told that joke... really... I never met you ... remember ? hmmm what were you doin' in that bar ? the bar that I've never been in I mean...
I was visiting friends.
Hey, now. Mark Trail's not gay -- his boyfriend is.
Maybe Rita would have prospered in her "companion" business if she had some male company like Mr. Mark. They could have chatted about wildlife of all sorts.
Cube: Is there a cowboy drink recipe in your inventive head, ma'am?
"I prefer Nature's grandeur."
Hilarious, Cubester!
But, will Mark Trail be curling up the sofa with some extra buttery popcorn tonight to watch Isaac Mizrahi dish and grab boobies before hunkering down for the Oscars??
The world may never know...
That's great stuff, Cubed.
Looks like the Mountain got "Crash"ed and brought down. I was hoping that would happen. I think "Crash" was top notch all the way and deserved the best picture award.
John Stewart was a blast as host. I haven't enjoyed a host that much in years.
Also I was hopping up and down singing the background. "Whoop that trick" Hooray for Oscar taking a chance on pimps everywhere! It is only fitiing since a fair group of ladies have won top honors for playing hoes.
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